Tag: humor
member name: Leah Christensen
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October 07, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
From the e-zine that delivers Reader's Digest Jokes. This one cracked me up.
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My . . .
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November 02, 2008 08:24 PM EST --
Toronto Sun, November 2, 2007 ENT top 5 list.
Top 5 Nicknames For Pop Culture Phenom Sarah Palin
5 Caribou Barbie
4 Snowjob Squareglasses
3 Disastra From Alaska
2 Tina Feylin
1 Gosh-silla . . .
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August 13, 2006 10:52 PM EDT --
A good pun is its own re-word
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is . . .
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March 14, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
After I got home from the cafe, I decided to give my paternal grandparents a call. Grandpa answered the phone. My cousin Kelly is getting married next month, so weddings are a big topic on that side . . .
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May 10, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me.
I found some statistics that you may find of interest...
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per . . .
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May 23, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me today, and I just had to pass it on.
Now this is Drunk
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him . . .
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July 30, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
A friend forwarded this to me, and I thought it was funny.
ou have to read this one!
Cancel your credit card before you die......
Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your . . .
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September 07, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Remember the Sabbath Day - to Keep It Holy (Exodus 20:8)
A funny thing happened at the coffee shop, today. I was sitting at my usual table in the back room, when two people walked in. They put their . . .
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October 03, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
This came from an e-zine I subscribe to. As part of the package every day they include one of the many humerous anecdoes featured in Reader's Digest over the years.
I almost fell off of my chair . . .
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October 09, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Another one from my e-Zine, and Reader's Digest.
Our newer, high-speed computer was in the shop for repair, and my son was forced to work on our old model with the black-and-white printer. . . .
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July 05, 2006 02:50 AM EDT --
Another Canadian sent this to me, and I could not resist passing it on.
-Leah
Ever wonder what makes you different as a Canadian.....
1.You're not offended by the . . .
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September 27, 2006 11:35 PM EDT --
HUSBAND IN BIG TROUBLE
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there . . .
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October 03, 2006 08:43 PM EDT --
Elderly Spinster
An elderly spinster called her attorney about having a Will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for her to come into the office. . . .
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January 20, 2007 11:52 PM EST --
December 4, 2004.
One week prior to that day I was at my father's place. He'd driven me from the living room with his hideous music, and I'd taken refuge in the basement where I "met" . . .
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January 26, 2007 10:01 AM EST --
I read this in the February edition of Reader's Digest, Canada.
"The FDA approved the first ever transdermal patch for the treatment of depression," Tina Fay announced on Saturday Night . . .
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April 07, 2007 08:47 AM EDT --
Dear Walker.
I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know that I love you, and to wish you a very happy 61st birthday. Don't worry, if my parents complain about the age difference, we'll . . .
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May 08, 2007 02:04 AM EDT --
This came from the May, 2007 edition of the Canadian Reader's Digest, and is dedicated to my Sweetheart, Walker Bennett (he knows why!) ;-)
Advice To The Boss
1) Wait till 5:00 . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:47 PM EDT --
Be careful when making assumptions. My wise Aunt once told me that to assume is to make an ASS of U and ME, and that's why it's spelled that way. Another one from Reader's Digest.
WHILE . . .
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June 20, 2006 11:26 AM EDT --
My Step-Father was born and raised Old Order Mennonite. He eventually rebelled, and married my mother, a divorced woman. This was frowned upon by his family, but they eventually came around, even his sister . . .
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July 19, 2006 02:56 PM EDT --
A couple had met on the internet and after long hours of "chatting" and
getting to know one another they had finally decided to meet face to face.
The woman was nervous as she opened her door . . .
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